Five deadly terms

[truls]

Someone of us in the need for a new wife?

[philbirch]

An actual conversation:

Mrs B "Do you fancy a cup of tea?"
Mr B "yes please"
Mrs B "Make me one too will you"
Mr B "make one yourself"
Mrs B "Lazy pig"

[Randy]

"I'm going to clean" which means...."Go to your room".

[philbirch]

I wish I had a room to go to. I get roped in.