Post by byuphoto on Aug 10, 2006 10:59:22 GMT -5
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
>their new wives duties.
>
>The first man had married a woman from Mississippi. He bragged that he
>had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning
>that needed to be done at their house. He said it took a couple of days
>but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
>were all washed and put away.
>
>The second man had married a woman from Texas. He bragged that he
>had given his wife orders that she was going to do all the cleaning, dishes
>and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but
>the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
>dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>The third man had married a Louisiana girl. He boasted that he told her
>that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
>mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
>said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
>anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
>and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
>bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
>their new wives duties.
>
>The first man had married a woman from Mississippi. He bragged that he
>had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning
>that needed to be done at their house. He said it took a couple of days
>but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes
>were all washed and put away.
>
>The second man had married a woman from Texas. He bragged that he
>had given his wife orders that she was going to do all the cleaning, dishes
>and the cooking. He told them the first day he didn't see any results, but
>the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
>dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
>The third man had married a Louisiana girl. He boasted that he told her
>that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn
>mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He
>said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see
>anything, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down
>and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
>bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.