Another One for the Ladies

[John Parry]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT"... he didn't seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh nuts." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Come on girls - you must have some.... ?!

Regards - John

[vintageslrs]

;D ;D ;D

[Rachel]

You are just being provocative John

BTW how did you get the F & P words through the morality checker?

[ellacoya1]

hmmmm....I seem to remember some nights like that in my far distant path, lol.

[John Parry]

Rachel - they just went through. She didn't say "Oh nuts" in the original though!

Sherri - You little tinker!

Best Regards - John