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Post by John Parry on Dec 18, 2009 17:24:58 GMT -5
Over the last month I became the victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam while out shopping. Simply dropping into my local Co-op for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It's impossible not to look especially with all the rain we have been having.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say "No" and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Morrisons . You agree and they both get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing and both get completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, and cuddling up against you, while the other one steals your wallet!
I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, and 29th. Also the 1st Nov, twice today on the 3rd, and very likely again this coming weekend.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
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Post by herron on Dec 18, 2009 17:33:57 GMT -5
John -- Could you tell me where to find these young, voluptuous scalawags, just so I can keep an eye out for them, of course!
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Post by herron on Dec 18, 2009 18:00:40 GMT -5
BTW - If my wife asks, they were brutal thugs, simply brutal.
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Post by John Parry on Dec 18, 2009 19:17:45 GMT -5
You're right Ron - it was a degrading experience. Thank goodness they weren't there this afternoon...
Regards - John
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2009 19:28:55 GMT -5
I could us a good degrading
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Post by Just Plain Curt on Dec 18, 2009 19:45:49 GMT -5
Degradation is my middle name, now to stock up on cheap empty wallets.
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Post by herron on Dec 18, 2009 21:32:38 GMT -5
Degradation is my middle name, now to stock up on cheap empty wallets. My thoughts exactly. Except I thought I'd put a few bucks in each one. Wouldn't want them to look for other poor victims, now, would I?
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Post by mickeyobe on Dec 19, 2009 5:39:49 GMT -5
John,
You really should see your shrink about what appear to be serious problems. No sane person has so many wallets.
Mickey
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Post by John Parry on Dec 19, 2009 15:38:05 GMT -5
John, You really should see your shrink about what appear to be serious problems. No sane person has so many wallets. Mickey You're right Mickey - your point being? This is The Camera Collector! Regards - John
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Post by mickeyobe on Dec 19, 2009 18:21:25 GMT -5
"You're right Mickey - your point being? This is The Camera Collector!
Regards - John" Link to Post - Back to Top IP: 86.166.194.70
Oh yes. You're right, John. I forgot where I was for a moment. Now where did I stick my lollipop?
Mickey
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