Post by John Parry on Dec 18, 2009 20:05:00 GMT -5
Little Johnny's teacher announces there's to be a quiz. Whoever can identify who made a famous quotation gets to go home. Little Johnny rubs his hands - he's sure he'll get a question right and be off early.
"Who said 'The quality of mercy is not strained'?" asked the teacher. Mandy's hand shot up. "William Shakespeare miss". So Mandy gets to go home. Little Johnny is furious.
"Who said 'We will fight them on the beaches'?". This time Angela's hand is first up. "Winston Churchill miss". Off Angela goes, and Johnny is grinding his teeth.
The next question is "Who said 'I have a dream...'?". Once again Johnny is beaten to the draw, and Geraldine goes home after correctly answering Martin Luther King.
"That's it, the quiz is over now" says the teacher, and turns to the blackboard. Still mad, Johnny mutters to himself "I wish all those stupid girls would just keep quiet!". The teacher spins on her heels and says, "Who said that?"
"Tiger Woods miss, can I go home?"
Regards - John
"Who said 'The quality of mercy is not strained'?" asked the teacher. Mandy's hand shot up. "William Shakespeare miss". So Mandy gets to go home. Little Johnny is furious.
"Who said 'We will fight them on the beaches'?". This time Angela's hand is first up. "Winston Churchill miss". Off Angela goes, and Johnny is grinding his teeth.
The next question is "Who said 'I have a dream...'?". Once again Johnny is beaten to the draw, and Geraldine goes home after correctly answering Martin Luther King.
"That's it, the quiz is over now" says the teacher, and turns to the blackboard. Still mad, Johnny mutters to himself "I wish all those stupid girls would just keep quiet!". The teacher spins on her heels and says, "Who said that?"
"Tiger Woods miss, can I go home?"
Regards - John