k38
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Post by k38 on Apr 6, 2014 13:46:44 GMT -5
I was washing my favorite car today (favorite defined as the one I still owe money on :-) I was trying my best to remove the he bugs off the front that I aquired driving between Del Rio and San Antonio. I think the bugs have epoxy running in their veins here abouts. Anyway I was thinking that it would be a good idea to wax the license plate to keep the bugs from sticking to it, and then it hit me that waxing a license plate is the act of a real car nut.
Then I got to thinking about my camera problem............
So I offer the following with credit to Jeff Foxworthy.
If you name your pets , children, etc. after cameras - you might be a camera collector.
If your bad hair day hat says Leica in script.
If you have a separate bottle of Armorall just for camera leather.
If your living room decor includes room for more than one tripod.
I'm sure you guys can do better!
Dwight
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Post by mickeyobe on Apr 6, 2014 14:17:54 GMT -5
I was washing my favorite car today (favorite defined as the one I still owe money on :-) I was trying my best to remove the he bugs off the front that I aquired driving between Del Rio and San Antonio. I think the bugs have epoxy running in their veins here abouts. Anyway I was thinking that it would be a good idea to wax the license plate to keep the bugs from sticking to it, and then it hit me that waxing a license plate is the act of a real car nut. Then I got to thinking about my camera problem............ So I offer the following with credit to Jeff Foxworthy. If you name your pets , children, etc. after cameras - you might be a camera collector. If your bad hair day hat says Leica in script. If you have a separate bottle of Armorall just for camera leather. If your living room decor includes room for more than one tripod. I'm sure you guys can do better! Dwight None of the above are credible indicators of a true camera nut. There are so many imitators who would do such things just to show off. If you see somebody standing between the rails of an onrushing freight train and holding a camera to her/his eye you will be looking at an honest camera person. Mickey P.S. I have a bum knee so I can't climb up the embankment. |
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Post by k38 on Apr 6, 2014 14:23:20 GMT -5
Now you're talking. Now if you were looking at the underside of the engine with an SEI spot photometer deciding on whether to place it on zone II or Zone III.............
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Post by philbirch on Apr 7, 2014 4:51:21 GMT -5
Your wedding party has gone home while you were fiddling with the camera.
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Post by mickeyobe on Apr 7, 2014 5:09:07 GMT -5
Your wedding party has gone home while you were fiddling with the camera. Or if a person walks with two hands to he sides of the head instead of only one hand like a phone nut and with one eye closed. Mickey |
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Post by Randy on Apr 14, 2014 21:15:17 GMT -5
A hot babe walks by with an old camera, and you only look at the camera.  |
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Post by mickeyobe on Apr 15, 2014 4:15:49 GMT -5
A hot babe walks by with an old camera, and you only look at the camera. If she is hot she is probably dripping sweat all over that old camera. I would be concerned too. Mickey  |
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